I went in-game to campaign after work today. Eventually, I was the only one left in the office where I was sitting. As I was campaigning halfway, [GM] XXXXXXX heard from spies that I was collecting votes and started talking to me in MSN, telling me ghost stories about our office being haunted and whatnots.

[GM] Eulaile says:

u look behind u

[GM] Selva says:

theres no one there lei, i alone here

[GM] Eulaile says:

dont be scared ahh when u hear leg bells

[GM] Selva says:

Eeeeeeeeeeee! u ediot!

[GM] Selva says:

i duwan to collect votes liao! i packing up now! i v scared!

[GM] Eulaile says:

Faster hahahha!

[GM] Selva says:

u very mean! use this kindda thing to scare me so u can win! >.<

Exhibit B: MSN Conversation with [GM] XXXXXXX

I may be a devil-may-care person, but I am still scared of ghost. It’s like… Superman VS Kryptonite.

Empress Selva VS Ghost.

Ghost win.

I immediately abandoned my cold jokes halfway and ran out of the office with my tote bag ASAP without even saying ‘Goodbye’ to the server!

Damn my Archilles Heel! Ah well, I guess even perfection has its off-days once in a while.

Nevertheless, here is the most updated statistics:

Cervantes

Ibaragi: 8564 Heart Chocos

Anz: 720 Heart Chocos NEW ENTRY!!

That: 357 Heart Chocos

Saigonese: 195 Heart Chocos

Mew: 100 Heart Chocos

Mortreux: 60 Heart Chocos

Carracci

Xevia: 3380 Heart Chocos

Ascart: 1409 Heart Chocos

xPerfectionistx: 200 Heart Chocos NEW ENTRY!!

exebolt: 121 Heart Chocos NEW ENTRY!!

AbloneZealaezi: 40 Heart Chocos NEW ENTRY!!

Exmortis: 33 Heart Chocos

Urbanus: 30 Heart Chocos

Essentia: 26 Heart Chocos

Caravaggio

Tine: 3020 Heart Chocos NEW ENTRY!

Spardo: 700 Heart Chocos

Pleaides: 360 Heart Chocos

Mithios: 300 Heart Chocos NEW ENTRY!

TrixieBelle: 120 Heart Chocos

Alexania: 98 Heart Chocos

Sapheron, Desanggria: 60 Heart Chocos

Pachelbel

Sanc†Pac†e: 1200 Heart Chocos

Yakasimiyo: 109 Heart Chocos

HoNouRaBles, Adenip, BlackJade: 20 Heart Chocos

theCORRUPT: 15 Heart Chocos NEW ENTRY!

AyaLove: 12 Heart Chocos NEW ENTRY!

MuZu: 6 Heart Chocos

Alegrias, Astaros: 5 Heart Chocos

Vivaldi

ZME: 20 Heart Chocos

Ravewind: 12 Heart Chocos

TBF: 5 Heart Chocos

Yeishou: 3 Heart Chocos

sorahime, SUBLIMESTYLEE: 2 Heart Chocos

“Something strange, in the neighborhood. Who you gonna call?

Ghostbusters!”

I need to go out soon so sorry ah, no jokes and dripping sarcasm today.

I’ve been going round to the different servers to get heart choco sponsors and here are my top 5 sponsors from each server:

Cervantes

Ibaragi: 1532 Heart Chocos

That: 257 Heart Chocos

Saigonese: 195 Heart Chocos

Mew: 100 Heart Chocos

Mortreux: 60 Heart Chocos

Actually Saigonese gave me 120 Broken Heart Chocos initially as well… COS HE BOUGHT THE WRONG CHOCO!!! But I don’t blame him. One would think that the more expensive choco is the premium choco. And well, he only wanted the best for me. =]

Carracci

Xevia: 3380 Heart Chocos

Ascart: 1409 Heart Chocos

Exmortis: 33 Heart Chocos

Urbanus: 30 Heart Chocos

Essentia: 26 Heart Chocos

Caravaggio

Spardo: 300 Heart Chocos

Pleaides: 260 Heart Chocos

TrixieBelle: 120 Heart Chocos

Alexania: 98 Heart Chocos

Sapheron, Desanggria: 60 Heart Chocos

Pachelbel

Sanc†Pac†e: 1200 Heart Chocos

Yakasimiyo: 109 Heart Chocos

HoNouRaBles, Adenip, BlackJade: 20 Heart Chocos

MuZu: 6 Heart Chocos

Alegrias, Astaros: 5 Heart Chocos

Vivaldi

ZME: 20 Heart Chocos

Ravewind: 12 Heart Chocos

TBF: 5 Heart Chocos

Yeishou: 3 Heart Chocos

sorahime, SUBLIMESTYLEE: 2 Heart Chocos

Dang… I really should spend more time campaigning in Vivaldi and bringing the chilling touch of my cold jokes there.

Thanks to all my other voters! I’ll post up a more complete list of all Voters once I have finished compiling and counting on my COWculator.

Here’s Kylie Minogue’s “Chocolate” specially dedicated to the Dark Force!

“If love were liquid, it would drown me in a placeless place refine me,
In a heart shape come around me and then melt me slowly down
If love were human, it would know me in a lost space come and show me,
Hold me and control me and then melt me slowly down, like Chocolate…”

Just the other day, my forum thread was playing a few games with me. Or so I thought.

First it played hide and seek…

Eh? Aunt Agony? Not surprising though.

With how hot my thread is, I won’t be surprised that she has been harassed by far too many other threads.

Then after that she played ‘Spot the difference’ with me

LOL! Talk about forum threads having PMS man. Oh what has the world come to?

And then I found her mysteriously closed!

Now that really puzzled me… I didn’t see anyone leave any forum thread maintenance notices.

It’s like… even Voldemort that slacker leaves a dark mark signal every time he does something evil.

So I decided to play Sherlock Holmes and investigate these series of hate crimes! After all, imitation is the best form of flattery and I must find out who has mimic-ed every single action of mine. Who on earth could be such a huge fan of mine?

Let’s see what we can find in the moderator log…

Exhibit A: Moderator Log

Darn it! I must be blind! Even with that extensive log, I can’t find any information about who has carried out these devious deeds! They have so much potential to be recruited into my dark force.

Oh well. I guess I will never be able to find out who my biggest fan is.

How mysterious…

“I try to concentrate

My mind wants to explore”

Needless to say, my witness protection program for the 4 forum threads didn’t exactly work out because well.. y’know… the forum is like… really small, so it’s like… really easy to find those 4 Runaway Threads.

So I felt really bad that I wasn’t able to protect those 4 forum threads from harrassment and whatnots. And since I don’t like to carry out the same evil scheme twice in a day (I may be evil, but I am lawful evil.), I decided to have yet another psychic talk with the 4 threads.

Turns out they really wanted some time off to go home and visit their family for Chinese New Year Reunion Dinner. I really wonder where on earth forum threads’ homeland is. Probably some godforsaken rack in the server?

So I decided to give them some time out from their hard day’s work:

Hoorah for me! 2 good deeds in 2 days! Wow that’s a new record! At the rate I am going, I might be disowned from the Dark Side.

How long will it last? I have nooooo idea! Until they come back from lalaland I suupose, or until their owners find out and re-open them, I guess? *

In any case, it’s Closing Time…

…For them at least.

“Closing time – time for you to go back to the places you will be from.
Closing time – this thread won’t be open ’till your brothers or your sisters come.
Closing time – every new beginning comes from some other beginning’s end.”

Hooray! I finally received some campaign materials from my campaign managers and…oh my God…what can I say about this? It’s a lovely poster!

And oh, I just realized that I’m soooo famous! Imagine GM Selva in the boob tube being interviewed by the most fantabulouzz, super handsome, overly appealing reporter, Hedwig!

And ohh.. that She-Male Lorenza tried to sabotage my interview! But of course, she can’t win that easily…not when she’s up against this gorgeous lady of poise and pizazz!

But thats not all! My popularity never ends here! Andre Janzur, the Most Fantabolous and the Most Beautiful Man since the beginning of the New Continent wants to be my endorser for my upcoming campaign video!

A Video Shoot with the Man in White!

Notice the dead people in the background? Well, if you give me some Broken Chocolates, guys and dolls ,you will end up in a sorry state like this…

 Till then! I’m still performing some “Thread Maintenance”….muahahahaha!!!

Have I ever mentioned before that I am a forum thread psychic?

I have these spider senses tingling every time a forum thread is unhappy!

And so just a few hours ago, I happened to be browsing this Granado Espada forum section and OH MY!

My spidey sense started going on red alert!

There were 4 very unhappy threads that were contemplating self-deletion…

They confided to me about how unhappy they were with their owners and how they wished to run away from their owners and start life anew far far away, in a quiet place where far and few travelled to.

And so, I did my first good deed of the day and put them in a ‘witness protection’ type program where these 4 forum threads have been moved and relocated to certain rural areas. Hoorah for me!

Please do not attempt to find them or harrass them as they wish to live a life of peace and quiet in…

…Somewhere Only We Know