Chocolate

Dear Diary,

I need to go out soon so sorry ah, no jokes and dripping sarcasm today.

I’ve been going round to the different servers to get heart choco sponsors and here are my top 5 sponsors from each server:

Cervantes

Ibaragi: 1532 Heart Chocos

That: 257 Heart Chocos

Saigonese: 195 Heart Chocos

Mew: 100 Heart Chocos

Mortreux: 60 Heart Chocos

Actually Saigonese gave me 120 Broken Heart Chocos initially as well… COS HE BOUGHT THE WRONG CHOCO!!! But I don’t blame him. One would think that the more expensive choco is the premium choco. And well, he only wanted the best for me. =]

Carracci

Xevia: 3380 Heart Chocos

Ascart: 1409 Heart Chocos

Exmortis: 33 Heart Chocos

Urbanus: 30 Heart Chocos

Essentia: 26 Heart Chocos

Caravaggio

Spardo: 300 Heart Chocos

Pleaides: 260 Heart Chocos

TrixieBelle: 120 Heart Chocos

Alexania: 98 Heart Chocos

Sapheron, Desanggria: 60 Heart Chocos

Pachelbel

Sanc†Pac†e: 1200 Heart Chocos

Yakasimiyo: 109 Heart Chocos

HoNouRaBles, Adenip, BlackJade: 20 Heart Chocos

MuZu: 6 Heart Chocos

Alegrias, Astaros: 5 Heart Chocos

Vivaldi

ZME: 20 Heart Chocos

Ravewind: 12 Heart Chocos

TBF: 5 Heart Chocos

Yeishou: 3 Heart Chocos

sorahime, SUBLIMESTYLEE: 2 Heart Chocos

Dang… I really should spend more time campaigning in Vivaldi and bringing the chilling touch of my cold jokes there.

Thanks to all my other voters! I’ll post up a more complete list of all Voters once I have finished compiling and counting on my COWculator.

Here’s Kylie Minogue’s “Chocolate” specially dedicated to the Dark Force!

“If love were liquid, it would drown me in a placeless place refine me,
In a heart shape come around me and then melt me slowly down
If love were human, it would know me in a lost space come and show me,
Hold me and control me and then melt me slowly down, like Chocolate…”

Mysterious…

Dear Diary,

Just the other day, my forum thread was playing a few games with me. Or so I thought.

First it played hide and seek…

Eh? Aunt Agony? Not surprising though.

With how hot my thread is, I won’t be surprised that she has been harassed by far too many other threads.

Then after that she played ‘Spot the difference’ with me

LOL! Talk about forum threads having PMS man. Oh what has the world come to?

And then I found her mysteriously closed!

Now that really puzzled me… I didn’t see anyone leave any forum thread maintenance notices.

It’s like… even Voldemort that slacker leaves a dark mark signal every time he does something evil.

So I decided to play Sherlock Holmes and investigate these series of hate crimes! After all, imitation is the best form of flattery and I must find out who has mimic-ed every single action of mine. Who on earth could be such a huge fan of mine?

Let’s see what we can find in the moderator log…

Exhibit A: Moderator Log

Darn it! I must be blind! Even with that extensive log, I can’t find any information about who has carried out these devious deeds! They have so much potential to be recruited into my dark force.

Oh well. I guess I will never be able to find out who my biggest fan is.

How mysterious…

“I try to concentrate

My mind wants to explore”