Dear Diary,
Hooray! I finally received some campaign materials from my campaign managers and…oh my God…what can I say about this? It’s a lovely poster!
And oh, I just realized that I’m soooo famous! Imagine GM Selva in the boob tube being interviewed by the most fantabulouzz, super handsome, overly appealing reporter, Hedwig!
And ohh.. that She-Male Lorenza tried to sabotage my interview! 
But of course, she can’t win that easily…not when she’s up against this gorgeous lady of poise and pizazz! 
But thats not all! My popularity never ends here! Andre Janzur, the Most Fantabolous and the Most Beautiful Man since the beginning of the New Continent wants to be my endorser for my upcoming campaign video!
A Video Shoot with the Man in White!
Notice the dead people in the background? Well, if you give me some Broken Chocolates, guys and dolls ,you will end up in a sorry state like this…
Till then! I’m still performing some “Thread Maintenance”….muahahahaha!!! 
