[GM] Selva’s Diary~

February 6, 2008

Closing Time

Filed under: Good Deeds of Selva — [GM] Selva @ 11:00 am

Dear Diary,

Needless to say, my witness protection program for the 4 forum threads didn’t exactly work out because well.. y’know… the forum is like… really small, so it’s like… really easy to find those 4 Runaway Threads.

So I felt really bad that I wasn’t able to protect those 4 forum threads from harrassment and whatnots. And since I don’t like to carry out the same evil scheme twice in a day (I may be evil, but I am lawful evil.), I decided to have yet another psychic talk with the 4 threads.

Turns out they really wanted some time off to go home and visit their family for Chinese New Year Reunion Dinner. I really wonder where on earth forum threads’ homeland is. Probably some godforsaken rack in the server?

So I decided to give them some time out from their hard day’s work:

Hoorah for me! 2 good deeds in 2 days! Wow that’s a new record! At the rate I am going, I might be disowned from the Dark Side.

How long will it last? I have nooooo idea! Until they come back from lalaland I suupose, or until their owners find out and re-open them, I guess? *

In any case, it’s Closing Time…

…For them at least. ;)

“Closing time – time for you to go back to the places you will be from.
Closing time – this thread won’t be open ’till your brothers or your sisters come.
Closing time – every new beginning comes from some other beginning’s end.”

February 5, 2008

Somewhere Only We Know

Filed under: Good Deeds of Selva — [GM] Selva @ 4:53 pm

Dear Diary,

Have I ever mentioned before that I am a forum thread psychic?

I have these spider senses tingling every time a forum thread is unhappy!

And so just a few hours ago, I happened to be browsing this Granado Espada forum section and OH MY!

My spidey sense started going on red alert!

There were 4 very unhappy threads that were contemplating self-deletion…

They confided to me about how unhappy they were with their owners and how they wished to run away from their owners and start life anew far far away, in a quiet place where far and few travelled to.

And so, I did my first good deed of the day and put them in a ‘witness protection’ type program where these 4 forum threads have been moved and relocated to certain rural areas. Hoorah for me!

Please do not attempt to find them or harrass them as they wish to live a life of peace and quiet in…

…Somewhere Only We Know

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