Closing Time

Dear Diary,

Needless to say, my witness protection program for the 4 forum threads didn’t exactly work out because well.. y’know… the forum is like… really small, so it’s like… really easy to find those 4 Runaway Threads.

So I felt really bad that I wasn’t able to protect those 4 forum threads from harrassment and whatnots. And since I don’t like to carry out the same evil scheme twice in a day (I may be evil, but I am lawful evil.), I decided to have yet another psychic talk with the 4 threads.

Turns out they really wanted some time off to go home and visit their family for Chinese New Year Reunion Dinner. I really wonder where on earth forum threads’ homeland is. Probably some godforsaken rack in the server?

So I decided to give them some time out from their hard day’s work:

Hoorah for me! 2 good deeds in 2 days! Wow that’s a new record! At the rate I am going, I might be disowned from the Dark Side.

How long will it last? I have nooooo idea! Until they come back from lalaland I suupose, or until their owners find out and re-open them, I guess? *

In any case, it’s Closing Time…

…For them at least.

“Closing time – time for you to go back to the places you will be from.
Closing time – this thread won’t be open ’till your brothers or your sisters come.
Closing time – every new beginning comes from some other beginning’s end.”